So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I'm thinking to my...

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Added: 04/17/2015 5:37 PM
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